My life, on tumblr. Probably the most realistic me you can find online. Which means I am NSFW most of the time, offensive other times, and the rest of the time I am just weird.

 

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edwardspoonhands:

sunkenlane:

edwardspoonhands:

First Track on Incongruent: “I Fucking Love Science.” I think this will also be the first music video…if all goes according to plan.

Obviously, this is the explicit version. If you like it please share! And high five to Rob Scallon for that SICK DRUM SOLO!

God I’m excited about this.

Hank, this is freaking fantastic. My ears want to grow mouths so they can shout about how good of a song this is.

Wow, Anne! That is a truly terrifying visual! Thank you!

So I’ve decided…if this hits 10,000 notes I’ll release another song from the album. 

LOST 3DS ON CAMPUS PLEASE REBLOG AND SPREAD THE WORD

thejewker:

recently temporaltwilight lost his black regular 3ds on his college university campus Sac State California. at the time it went missing the last thing used was streetpass plaza while he had a cartridge of pokemon X in the 3ds and was also last online 1 day ago. the SD card also had a digital…

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lacigreen:

onthewing:

anxietyblogger:

dengarde:

I was collecting the voice files from Disney Infinity when I noticed that Elsa’s are arranged and performed in a rather…amusing way.

Performed by Idina Menzel herself

im crying

What the fuck

???? uuuummmmm

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

(Source: pocula)

avatarsnowy:

I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say that again because its not fun or funny if you’re actually hurting because of what I said

(Source: faircommentfuckoff)

plannedparenthood:

nekomcevil:

A very strong message from the latest comic in the Oh Joy Sex Toy series.
This is only an edit I made from the original comic - the art and the concept all belong to the awesome Erika Moen whose tumblr you can find here 


Quality advice from Erika Moen. If you’re consensually sent a picture that’s meant to be private, don’t share it!

plannedparenthood:

nekomcevil:

A very strong message from the latest comic in the Oh Joy Sex Toy series.

This is only an edit I made from the original comic - the art and the concept all belong to the awesome Erika Moen whose tumblr you can find here 

Quality advice from Erika Moen. If you’re consensually sent a picture that’s meant to be private, don’t share it!


my favourite time of day


It about NO after NO o’clock, which is to say it’s almost a quarter till Fuck This Shit.

my favourite time of day

It about NO after NO o’clock, which is to say it’s almost a quarter till Fuck This Shit.

(Source: cheer-wbu)

cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”