My life, on tumblr. Probably the most realistic me you can find online. Which means I am NSFW most of the time, offensive other times, and the rest of the time I am just weird.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I want this watch so badly. I don’t know if even winning the lottery would justify it.
For the record, it’s a Jaeger-LeCoultre Grande Reverso 101 Art Deco. The thing in the center is the Cal. 101 movement, the smallest mechanical watch movement for the past 80 years.
The crown on the side? Isn’t even attached properly. It comes off to attach to the back to wind it though. Like a new take on the winding key.
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
Reblogging cause I do every time I see CAH on my dash.
Also linking to Pretend You’re Xyzzy, an online version of Cards Against Humanity.
Whenever I click a link at a Yahoo blog, it pops up this window, which won’t let me follow the link unless I grant Yahoo permission to run a Facebook app.
If this is some new policy at Yahoo, I’m done with anything related to Yahoo forever.
I hopt it’s just some strange bug that’s only affecting me. Is this happening to anyone else?
Quite a few news outlets are doing that to me as well. I got fed up not only because they demand facebook app running, but because they post what I am reading to my wall. More than annoying.
AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.
i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson
OMG COULSON
ASKSAHAHGTAAAAAAHHHHHH Widow and her knife, Hawkeye in his nest, Thor’s curlers……..AND COULSON. OMG COULSON I LOVE YOU! lol
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Is there a name to the effect when the reflection of an object off of another object makes the second object seem translucent because of placement?
In this case, my dresser looks translucent because the reflection of the window seems to “complete” it.
This is how I imagine how he gets in the suit ok
The best representation of Tony getting into the Iron Man suit EVER!!!
I am such a nerd sometimes.
A message from the birthday boy.
“FOSTER A CAT FROM YOUR LOCAL SHELTER”
i like how he just talks about sex
and then cats.
ok.
robert must have lost a bet with the devil. now every mention of sex must be followed with themention of kittens
sex and then kittens.
Robert Downey Jr is literally tumblr
Robert Downey Jr is literally Tumblr.
And Tony Stark… Does this mean inside his Iron Man suit he has a tumblr dashboard?
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I remixed this great song
Rebagels r apperci8’d
This is ten timed better than I expected it would be. You sir, win this.
Well.. if I had something, you’d win it.
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No. You had sex with a girl when you were a child. It ended in pregnancy. You are attacking the morality of a 14 year old girl who terminated a pregnancy that would have resulted in a child that neither you or her had the capacity to care for. A girl that preserved your and her own youth, and stopped a child being raised in circumstances that are not fit for any child. You really should be assessing your own morality. What kind of 14 year old boy fucks a 14 year old girl, without protection, gets her pregnant and then runs an online smear campaign against her for doing what was best for her, her family and you? What? You think you had the capacity to raise a child at age 14/15? How would you feed it or look after it? You wouldn’t. You were going to dump it on her or your own parents, live like the carefree little shit you are and occasionally play with the child when you could be bothered and think “Wow, what a good, brave young father I am.” You made the mistake, she went through the trauma of saving your youth for you. You owe her so much better than this. You absolutely disgust me. Less than forward-slash three, you’re real fucking remorseful. That’s poetry that is. You’re breaking my heart kid. That girl should have every right to decide what she wants to do to her body. The idea that you should take responsibility and give birth implies that you are responsible to this fetus and you owe it something. A pregnant person does not owe a fetus anything any more than they owe you an apology for being alive. Try again, pro lifers. Pro-Choice.
I applaud this.
^ YESS.
This is some sterling commentary.
This dumbass is also probably assuming the fetus was male. The sex is almost never known when an abortion takes place because it is early on into the pregnancy.
I really have a big chunk of nothingbuthate for people like the kid in this gif. I really really do. I shouldn’t but I do.
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I’ll take 2, please.
I should be getting my fill of it this weekend, just as I did last weekend :D
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