My life, on tumblr. Probably the most realistic me you can find online. Which means I am NSFW most of the time, offensive other times, and the rest of the time I am just weird.

 

Had to pour my heart and soul into something today.

Had to pour my heart and soul into something today.

Freud has some choice words. Thanks to @griffy829 for the magnets! :3

Freud has some choice words. Thanks to @griffy829 for the magnets! :3

Played 4,236,137 times

vanspoor:

exoticwild:

andlemmekisslou:

soliloq-uy:

sakibatch:

rawritsmeep:

cheapbeeer:

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

NO

OHMYGOD

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK 

HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS

Whoa. Whoa. WHOA.


This is kinda good. However, the chorus seems a bit cluttered.

Ooooohhhhhhh

(Source: exuberant-imperfection)

Awesome Tool poster that @griffy829 got me! :3

Awesome Tool poster that @griffy829 got me! :3

Hulk is unamused. But he is enlightened!

chongotheartist:

shrap-null:

pltnmghost:

browningtons:

what the fuck


#dude has a point though

Shut ya dang mouth.


he had a good point back in 1991 when he made Doom and games weren’t infinitely huge and you had to choose between gameplay and words on the screen

Whatever, quake and doom were fun.


Doom came out in 1993 and was senseless shooting an very little story. Marathon came out in 1994 and was ridiculously full of story and not so much on the senselessness.

chongotheartist:

shrap-null:

pltnmghost:

browningtons:

what the fuck

Shut ya dang mouth.

he had a good point back in 1991 when he made Doom and games weren’t infinitely huge and you had to choose between gameplay and words on the screen

Whatever, quake and doom were fun.

Doom came out in 1993 and was senseless shooting an very little story. Marathon came out in 1994 and was ridiculously full of story and not so much on the senselessness.

theawkwarddanishone:

slytherinwinchester37:

John Greens deleted cameo!

OMFG THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

ptchew:

birdschoolforbirds:

uss-tolkien:

ididntknowaboutbarnes:

paopufruitcake:

imakemywings:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

A hamster bit me

I jumped off my bed and landed on a stack of freshly sharpened pencils and one got stuck an inch and a half into the heel of my foot and I had a marching show the next day

I had open heart surgery

my childminder forgot to strap me into my high chair when I was 1, and it was then I realised my passion for free-falling.

i cut myself open with a samurai sword and had to go to the emergency room. no less than one week later, i swallowed a guitar pick, and had to go the emergency room again. i had the same doctor. he thought i was mentally deficient. 

I accidentally lit myself on fire in art class

I cut myself to the bone on my shin with a blunt edged sheet of steel. And continued working the rest of the day.

(Source: birdsorthebeez)

Played 0 times

Pulling Teeth by the band Light Pollution From The City, an Ohio band I have not been able to find much on, aside from the fact that at some point they recorded at Lundquist Audio. Any ideas as to who they are? What happened to them?

The innards of a Zippo Contempo 1416 Trim lighter. Neat stuff. #zippo

The innards of a Zippo Contempo 1416 Trim lighter. Neat stuff. #zippo