My life, on tumblr. Probably the most realistic me you can find online. Which means I am NSFW most of the time, offensive other times, and the rest of the time I am just weird.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”
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OOH NOOO.
I JUST BIT M Y FU CK IN TOUNGE LAUGHI NG OW!!
Fun Fact: None of the actors but Gene Wilder knew that the tunnel scene was coming. Like, they had the lines and stuff, but they thought it was just a boat ride. And when the lights came on and he started singing their terror was real
This happened a lot throughout the movie. Which is one of the reasons it’s such a great film. The directors did the same thing when they all saw the inside of the Factory for the first time. They wanted to show the face of pure imagination. To capture it all.
That man is amazing.
Same thing with the scene where he comes out of the factory to greet them. None of them had gotten to meet Gene beforehand, so when he came out all hobbled on the cane and they had these confused looks on their faces and look actually concerned when he starts to tumble forward? That’s all legit. This whole movie was successful because it fucked with everyone who wasn’t Gene Wilder.
You guys know the sad Charlie reaction pic I use so much? That’s another ad lib scene. In rehearsals, gene was a lot calmer, but when they were actually filming he exploded on Peter ostrum (Charlie). That sad expression is genuine. And tht’s what it’s basically my favorite reaction picture ever.The reason he came out limping and then rolled forward was so that from that point forward nobody could tell if he was lying or telling the truth.
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so i saw a post of all the sprite progressions of various pokemon through the years and snorlax looks like he spent all his time trying to sit up
like
alright let’s do this
rrRHRGG
wow no that was exhausting
ok baby steps time
ok so far so good
grgrhgh—
GGHRHGHGGHGHHH
AW GOD DAMN IT
maybe if I—
wait
…
successsssssss
This was not what I was expecting at all.
godamn
Instead of laughing I shall play this now.
my lungs ache of laughing omg help
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I want this action figure too.
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I̅̾̂ͩ̎ͬ̇̒҉҉̣̳’͚̖̗̪̣̜̘͍̞ͫ͊ͩ͛̽̀́̕M̴̪͈̍͝ ̵̜͔̋ͮͥR̪͍̣̹̄ͯ̒̕͠E̷̻͕ͥ̂̽͐̀ͤ̊́À̫̥̼͈̤̑̔͋̀D̸̛̤͖̫̪͚͓ͦͯͫ͒̔̃ͥY̺̼̙̝̼̭͚͕ͯ̋ͬ̓̓
I̅̾̂ͩ̎ͬ̇̒҉҉̣̳’͚̖̗̪̣̜̘͍̞ͫ͊ͩ͛̽̀́̕M̴̪͈̍͝ ̵̜͔̋ͮͥR̪͍̣̹̄ͯ̒̕͠E̷̻͕ͥ̂̽͐̀ͤ̊́À̫̥̼͈̤̑̔͋̀D̸̛̤͖̫̪͚͓ͦͯͫ͒̔̃ͥY̺̼̙̝̼̭͚͕ͯ̋ͬ̓̓
I̅̾̂ͩ̎ͬ̇̒҉҉̣̳’͚̖̗̪̣̜̘͍̞ͫ͊ͩ͛̽̀́̕M̴̪͈̍͝ ̵̜͔̋ͮͥR̪͍̣̹̄ͯ̒̕͠E̷̻͕ͥ̂̽͐̀ͤ̊́À̫̥̼͈̤̑̔͋̀D̸̛̤͖̫̪͚͓ͦͯͫ͒̔̃ͥY̺̼̙̝̼̭͚͕ͯ̋ͬ̓̓
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Having fun with my new Tetris lamp!
1999 and 2004— Two distant eras, seamlessly melded in this stunning performance-that-never-was.
One might say Mr Cicierega has an unhealthy obsession with Smash Mouth’s single All Star. Much like the obsession that areas of the internet have with Quad City DJ’s song Space Jam.
But what I implore you, tumbr, is to consider that perhaps the masses DON’T have an obsession enough with the song. And it’s multipurpose musical uses!
“Lilo and Stitch” 2002
Deleted Scene
Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.
IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND
I desperately need to understand
WHY
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Was this scene cut from the movie??!!
Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to SO MANY people?? The truth of this is devastating. And to think it almost found it’s way into a DISNEY film??
The inclusion of this scene alone would have made it the greatest animated feature the company ever produced. Easily. And if you think that’s hyperbolic clearly you don’t understand.
No, really, if anyone knows why this was cut PLEASE let me know.
oh man WHY WOULD they cut this, this is so great, holy MOLY
It was clearly something the crew was very reluctant to get rid of if it made it all the way to rough-clean (and in a few scenes clean!), fully inbetweened animation. That is like, thousands and thousands of dollars and weeks (months?!) of labour. Maybe a reluctant producer decided they would alienate their white middle-class American audiences by making them feel “too guilty” and pressed them to drop it? It’s unfortunate, it’s one of the most honest accounts of racism in a Disney movie (which is why it’s believable that someone got uncomfortable and made a case to get it chopped)
Designing entertainment by committee for maximum marketability is probably the most heartbreaking process in Hollywood.
I’ve been seeing this around my dash and think it deserves some more recognition!
This shit is hilarious, too.
NO WAIT SHIT
I GET IT NOW
I GET WHY SHE WAS PHOTOGRAPHING TOURISTS AS A HOBBY
SHE WAS BEING FUCKING SATIRICAL AND OBJECTIFYING
IT’S NOT BECAUSE SHE’S A DUMB KID WITH A WEIRD HOBBY IT’S BECAUSE THEY DO THAT TO HER AND HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY LIKE SHE’S SOME KIND OF FUCKING THEME PARK CHARACTER AND SHE WANTS THEM TO KNOW HOW IT FEELS
HOLY FUCKING DICKS DISNEY WHY WOULD YOU CUT THIS
i’ve seen a lot of ads for a disney theme park in hawaii recently too…
oh my God………… i’m fucking dying I love this. this is like fucking GOLD HOLY SHIT
Hawkeye (2012) #6
HAWK GUY 4 LYFE.
I couldn’t have been the only person to mishear the “chorus” as it were, for the song Touch from the new Daft Punk album Random Access Memories as
Hold on.
If love is the answer you’re wrong.
Hold on.
If love is the answer you’re wrong.
Could I have?